I just want to take this time to say thanks to the folks over at Verizon Wireless. After one sold year of phone service, they decide I must have had it too good, so they bend me over for what I can only hope is a short while.

Let me explain.

Never mind. I just typed that whole story out, and believe me, I'm doing you a favor by deleting it. We both saved time and face. I'll leave it at this. Verizon Wireless is filled with phone opperators who have no power and refuse to let me speak to their manager until I've explained the story to them. On four occasions a manager tells me, "Oh yeah, we'll call you back." Guess what, the phone ain't ringin' folks. I think Ben Folds sums it up best:

"I'm pissed off but I'm too polite when people break in the McDonald's line," except sub in "when the Verizon people lie to me about calling me back and fixing my freaking problem, and then proceed to give me a bunch of crappy answer that I know are lies. Also when they refuse to give me their operator numbers because they know they're idiots and I'll report them," with "people break in the McDonald's line." It almost works.

Now it's time for a break down.

Never gonna get it never gonna get. Never gonna get it never gonna get it. Never gonna get it never gonna get. Never gonna get it, whoa whoa whao!

The end.