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Kind of Like Dane Cook
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Do you know those cushy circular family tables at restaurants that are usually in the corners of like, Pizza Hut or McDondal’s? Right, I was sleeping on one of those tables in the Dublin Airport by myself when all the sudden I heard the distinctive sound, “thud thud, flop flop flop, thud thud, flop flop flop”. Somewhat awakened, I peek my eyes out from under my hat to discover two strangers sitting on either side of me playing cards. But not just any cards, they’re playing Magic: The Gathering. Awesome. For about ten seconds I truly believed I was back at Hillcrest High School, having just woken up from a nap between rounds on a Saturday morning. It was frightening.
So they still think I’m asleep but really I’m watching/analyzing what’s going on and praying to the Good Lord not to be molested. I had two very quick assessments. First, they are both clearly German. Second, they are both clearly virgins.
Let me try to describe these guys a little more. The one on my left looked very much like what the offspring of Gollum and Jon Lee’s love child might look like. Long, blonde, stringy, greasy hair. He had a narrow face and a very scruffily beard. I didn’t ask, but he probably only uses hygiene products sold at the Hy-Vee next door to his local comic book store.
The guy to my right was “portly” to say the least. Unlike the Gollum love child to my left, this one clearly owned a razor as away apparent by the razor burn all over his face. But that were hardly noticeable compared to his less than flattering Buddy Holly glasses.
I decided to make a bold move and remove my hat from my head in an effort to scare off my new table friends. But they didn’t even look at me. And so we sat, the three of us, for about 15 minutes. We all pretended I didn’t exist. And I was okay with that. Finally I excused myself from the table which clearly bothered them because Portly had to get out of his seat to let me out.
At the time, my camera was in Deanna’s purse which was across the food court. But about an hour or so later, I plucked up enough courage to sneak a picture of me friends. I thought I was out of luck at first because they had moved seats but I was able to track them down. Unfortunately I only got one shot before someone else sat down in the way. So this picture is the best I could produce. I’m not sure all the Pixels in the world could do justice to the Gollum.
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May the manna feed you, the fire keep you warm, and enough wood to make weapons and lands for all future attacks. Knock twice when your move is complete.