Dear S.E.R.D.,

I struggle even now with the word. My mouth is dry and my hands are sweaty, almost like the spit that was in my mouth is now pasted to my hands. I have a minor confession to make and it isn't easy. So here goes.

A seductive mistress caught my eye. She's a classy gal named Tumblr and I've been seeing her for a few days now. I know what you're thinking. You think this means the end of you and me, don't you S.E.R.D.? Well, you're a silly little kitten for thinking something so foolish. If anything, this new relationship, this ménage à trois, has only heightened my desire to write more blog updates.

So here's to you, you silver vixen. Here is to our seven years together.

http://mikewomack.tumblr.com/

Oh, uh, that's the address to my new blog. I didn't think you'd mind, S.E.R.D.