Thursday, September 28, 2006







They look so smug.








Public Service Announcement:

Be warned cereal lovers everywhere. Every year General Mills releases Boo Berries Cereal along side breakfast staples Count Chocula and Frankenberry. It is a clever little attempt to tie in the “monster cereal” to the ever-spooky Halloween. But what they don’t tell you is this:


BOO BERRIES ARE REALLY JUST FRANKENBERRIES IN DISGUISE!!!


Yes, I know, I too was shocked when this revelation was first spoken to me. And it pains me to have to break it to you as well, but what must be done must be done. My source is very reliable and a “higher-up” with General Mills. He/she told me a little blue food die does the trick. And millions, nay, BILLIONS of children around the world are duped into believing that Boo comes around once a year just for them. It is not so. It is not to be.

I wasn’t a believer at first, but then I took the Boo/Frankenberry test. This eye-opener comes just a month after I was told that Pluto no long belongs in family of planets. My childhood is crumbling. I suppose next will come my parents divorce.

God save us all.


Saturday, September 23, 2006

It's been about a month since I've updated. The news of Pluto just killed me, or something. Anyway, the US Open was really awesome and I had such a good time that I decided to skip Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I guess I don't want to be, or something.

Last week we had a chance to go to Dave Letterman but with everything Deanna and I both have going on, that didn't work out either. I had to give the tickets back. Hopefully sometime soon we'll get to go.

School is back and in full force. Although this year should be easier in respect to student behavior, school policy, yadda yadda, I'm doing a few clubs on the side which take up extra time. This Friday we have the Back To School Dance. Maybe I'll get to break up a couple of kids having sex. That would make for a really good story on here. Or maybe we'll have a fight. I really hope not, but if anything eventful happens, I'll make sure to let you know. These kids don't actually go to my school. The give away is because they're white. But pretend they're black.

Looking back on this entry makes me realize that my life is really boring. Actually, it's not boring, it's just busy and I don't have enough opportunities to really do nothing. Oh well.