They look so smug.

Public Service Announcement:

Be warned cereal lovers everywhere. Every year General Mills releases Boo Berries Cereal along side breakfast staples Count Chocula and Frankenberry. It is a clever little attempt to tie in the “monster cereal” to the ever-spooky Halloween. But what they don’t tell you is this:


BOO BERRIES ARE REALLY JUST FRANKENBERRIES IN DISGUISE!!!


Yes, I know, I too was shocked when this revelation was first spoken to me. And it pains me to have to break it to you as well, but what must be done must be done. My source is very reliable and a “higher-up” with General Mills. He/she told me a little blue food die does the trick. And millions, nay, BILLIONS of children around the world are duped into believing that Boo comes around once a year just for them. It is not so. It is not to be.

I wasn’t a believer at first, but then I took the Boo/Frankenberry test. This eye-opener comes just a month after I was told that Pluto no long belongs in family of planets. My childhood is crumbling. I suppose next will come my parents divorce.

God save us all.