I had to get a physical today for my surgery on the 23rd. I passed the physical but found out a few startling facts.

1. I have gained five pounds. Scary.
2. The nurse said I was 5’9. Whatever! The only reason she measured me at that height had to be because I carry thirty pounds of books, notes, tests, ACT packets, files of files of files, and textbooks. My book bag is making me shrink. If she had measured me in the morning, I would have been at least two inches taller. I AM NOT 5’9!
3. If you go out one of the doors exiting to the street, you get trapped. See, it has two doors, but only the first one opens. The second is locked. And the one you can go through doesn’t open form the other side. I was trapped like a rat. Literally.
4. Some skater punks had to get stitches because they had an accident. I want to be a skater punk, too.

I think that’s it. Nothing too important. Mainly I wanted to stress the fact that I AM NOT 5’9!

That’s it.

peace.