So I guess Randy is alive and Josh is a free man. Congrats on both accounts. Here’s a list of what else is new…or maybe not so new:

1. Some neighbor likes to steal my newspaper every morning unless I get to it first.
2. Chinese lady on the bus still freaks me out when she ogles me.
3. Finally got a letter Deanna sent on Aug 27 yesterday.
4. Ed is all new this season. Who knew?
5. Getting my ear sliced on the 23rd, again.
6. Blog still isn’t funny.
7. Correctly used the word “flippantly” at work.
8. Skipping class/work to see BNL on the 28th.
9. Learned Womack is the 1,061st most popular last name in the US.
10. Learned I’ll be a father in just 6 short months.

Yeah, that’s about it.


Wait, I was going to just end with the list, but then I remembered I’m from Nevada, and a joke about becoming a father will be all over town in 13 hours. So to clear up any confusion, I WILL NOT BE A FATHER ANY TIME SOON. We aborted the baby instead.

peace.