It’s been a while.

I’ve thought about this for some time. I know it’s hard to say out loud, but I think I’m getting a divorce from my blog. See, it used to be that I didn’t have time, and it used to be that I didn’t really have anything funny to say…well, it’s still that I don’t have anything funny to say. I’ve thought about picking up the DeLaney Family bit again, and had I not taken down the Larry post, I’d probably finish it. I even have a few bus stories to share, and some teaching venting to release. But the fact is, S.E.R.D. and I have just grown apart. We’re in different places in our lives. It was probably a bad idea to think it could work, but for some reason I believed it could. I know, I know, we could work it out, make it last. But I don’t see that happening…not at the rate my updating is going. I mean, I don’t want to end up like my good friend Jesterspawn. I don’t want to be that guy, the one who is a jerk in his lack of updating…and I can’t compete with the wit and humor of a Jared Hoberock, and Lord knows I’m not Stab Attack +…

I guess what it comes down to is a divorce. Yeah, yeah, not original, I know, but sometimes originality is hard to come by. What would you rather I call it? Time apart? A separation? Pulling a DeLaney? Not that Randy ever had anyone to break up with, but I think the term pulling a DeLaney should be used for any situation, car wreck, acquiring AIDS, getting someone pregnant, burning toast…endless. Anyway, I think I might choose to end my time with this blog. Now, there is no telling if I’ll pick it back up again or not, I might end up updating this thing tomorrow. But I think I know what has to happen. But before I go, here is a list of things I’ve needed to say/tell people, but haven’t:

- I hate the trucker hat. How many more trends will be cool for a year and then fade into oblivion?
- Turns out Radiohead isn’t too bad, sorry Jared.
- My left testicle is larger than my right…as opposed to what I previously thought.
- Justin Timberlake dose have some soul
- I’m really an African American trapped in an ugly white body
- There never really was a ghost at 907.
- I know who wrote the super funny survey we all got a few years back
- Sorry Amber, I didn’t know June 12th was also your wedding date. I promise I didn’t pick that day to steal your sunshine, though I do find it ironic.
- All my stories are 100% true, especially the ones that seem to stupid to be real.
- As an education major I’ve learned that there really is no permanent record like teachers/principles used to say. That’s just to scare you.

I think that’s it. So, I guess this is me, maybe signing off.


peace.