I know this isn’t the update everyone is looking for. Actually, probably no one is looking for an update at all. But because I’m trying to avoid what I’m doing and pass time, I’m posting an entry.

Right now I’m in what we educators call an “in-service”. Can you say that? In-Service. I’d tell you how important it is but I can’t because it’s not. It is now thirty minutes after our official starting time and we haven’t done anything. See, we teachers may get a lot of days off in the year, but we have to spend them doing REALLY dull workshops.

Snooze.

Now a teacher in the room who has one leg is talking about inflation and how much people with MBAs make. He talks a lot.

EDIT: Mr. One-Leg must have had a salami or pastrami sandwich for lunch because his burps smelled like it. I would have breated out of my mouth but that some how seems worse.